September 2012
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Head Canon
Eridan and Cronus’ bulge tastes like a Fisherman’s Friend.
It would explain why no one wants to suck them.
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Oops
I sort of disappeared didn’t I?
Well, that’s probably because I’ve been over at that TrollCrossing account of mine. Which I shall be going back to soon. Just saying, Yo. I’m alive. Not dead. Also, I’m at school so I should more than likely get back to work. Got a film study to do.
Btw, this school is awesome. Tumblr is not blocked. Neither is Bandcamp. Woop Woop!
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A Moment with Grace (Prt 3)
Grace Viana: Also 'GET YOUR SUIT MOTHERFUCKER' was an interesting interpretation to say the least
Grace Viana: XDDDD
Kankri Vantas: Thaat's me for you
Grace Viana: I feel like that should be your catchphrase if you were a character on a kid's tv show
Grace Viana: And the camera would do a close-up of your smirk
Grace Viana: And then the opening would play
Grace Viana: And we'd be all corny and laughing and dancing and tripping on banana peels and having fun
Kankri Vantas: I have THE PERFECT opening too.
Grace Viana: OKAY
Grace Viana: WHAT IS IT
Kankri Vantas: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Kankri Vantas: WHO LIVES IN A KITCHEN IN A CLOSET?
Kankri Vantas: THIS LIL' FAGGERT!
Grace Viana: CAELAN, CAELAN
Kankri Vantas: Actually one sec, I have it all written somewhere
Kankri Vantas: Here we go here we go
Kankri Vantas: Oooh, who lives in a kitchen atop the stairs?
This Lil’ Faggert!
Comes out of the closet ev’ry morning?
This Lil’ Faggert!
If ev’ryday non-sense is something you wish,
This Lil’ Faggert!
You should meet her own dad who plays with the door!
This Lil’ Faggert!
This Lil’ Faggert, This Lil’ Faggert, This Li’il Faggeeeert!
Ba da da, da da, da da!
Kankri Vantas: Fuck rhyming.
Grace Viana: Is 'fuck rhyming' part of the song?
Kankri Vantas: Nope.
Grace Viana: Sounds goooooooooooooood
Grace Viana: I'll go pitch the idea to disney now
Kankri Vantas: Great
Grace Viana: They said that the public wasn't read for this kind of raw, unbridled, awesomeness and then slammed the door in my face
Grace Viana: It could have gone worse
Kankri Vantas: Fuck them, then!
Kankri Vantas: Let's go to Nickelodian.
Grace Viana: You try
Grace Viana: My nose still hurts
Kankri Vantas: Okay, nope. Ow, my ass. They didn't seem to like the fact that I ripped off Spongebob for the theme. Booted me right out.
Grace Viana: Hm
Grace Viana: Where else can we go?
Kankri Vantas: Cartoon Network?
Grace Viana: Is it a cartoon?
Kankri Vantas: Nah I guess you're right.
Grace Viana: Because we might have a problem there
Grace Viana: TREEHOUSE
Kankri Vantas: YES PERFECT.
Grace Viana: YES
Kankri Vantas: Wait, no...
Grace Viana: I FORGOT ABOUT IT
Grace Viana: ?
Kankri Vantas: 'Faggert'?
Grace Viana: Not 4Kids please
Kankri Vantas: And I'm pretty sure our humor would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.
Kankri Vantas: And oh hell no.
Kankri Vantas: They'd censor the [censored] out of us!
Kankri Vantas: ...
Kankri Vantas: [censored]
Grace Viana: xDDDDd
Grace Viana: Ah well
Grace Viana: Maybe another day
Kankri Vantas: Yep
Grace Viana: They will come to appreciate this
Kankri Vantas: Now excuse me while I put this aaalll on tumblr.
So, going to be trying out for a job.
Wish me luck.
August 2012
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WARNING, SPOILERS TO THE HOMESTUCLK UPDATE
What happens when me and my friend find out we're both Kankri on skype.
I am (Mai is) Kankri the sasserfer and Cae is (I am) Kankri Vantas.
Kankri the sasserfer: 9h n9! We are 6ut the same pers9n.
Kankri Vantas: it d9es seem this way.
Kankri the sasserfer: Well...This seems alittle awkward. 6ut n9 matter at least we can agree 9n different t9pics and enj9y 9ur p9litical views 9n different s9cieties. May6e even help th9se with vi9lent cultures. N9 matter what the pr96lem is surely 9ur l9gic can explain it and set things straight.
Kankri Vantas: exactly. I th9ught this w9uld 6e the expectati9ns fr9m the start. 9f c9urse, that was just my assuming which I supp9se I sh9uld have taken int9 c9nsiderati9n h9w y9u felt a69ut this.#tw #assumpti9n #assuming #n9t taking 9thers int9 c9nsiderati9n
Kankri the sasserfer: N9t at all, I assumed y9u w9uld feel the same way a69ut the situati9n and think 9f it as an interesting le9rning experience f9r the 69th 9f us. 6ut if y9u take this t9 hear I'm s9rry f9r triggering s9mething.
#tw #assumpti9n #assuming #understand 9ne's 69undaries
Kankri Vantas: N9 w9rries. N9ne what s9 ever. I will tell y9u if I feel at all triggered, and then I will seek my m9irail for c9mf9rt. I will h9pe y9u d9 the same f9r me. 9f c9urse, if y9u d9 n9t have a m9irail then I app9l9gize c9mpletely. #tw #p9ssible lack 9f m9irail-ness #quadrants
Kankri the sasserfer: 9f c9urse I have a m9rial we're the same pers9n remember? 6ut I have to ask and I h9pe it d9es n9t upset y9u 6ut are y9u future me? 9r past me?
Kankri Vantas: I pers9nally am n9t sure. Have y9u met 9ur l99kalike f9ll9wer -- I mean, 9ur descendant. Yes, 9ur descendant. Karkat.
Kankri the sasserfer: Actually yes I have, n9t t99 l9ng ag9.
Kankri Vantas: Ah then I supp9se that I am y9u in the future. I will av9id talking t9 y9u ab9ut the future t9 av9id any sp9ilers t9 9ur lives.
Kankri the sasserfer: 9h yes that seems like a g99d idea. Just in case there is a weird parad9x that might happen if y9u try and sp9il the future.
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Ohmygod GUYS. I WAS CALLED BACK FOR TRAINING THIS WEEKEND. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
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So, I’m sitting outside on the front step of my house with my laptop. Why? Because it’s a fucking nice day outside. I’m totally not waiting for something nope.
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TrollCrossing AU: Now Open →
trollsofcaelan:
Since it is morning and more people are more likely awake I thought I would put this out here again.
TrollCrossing is a Animal Crossing based AU rp. Fantrolls are welcomed.
TrollCrossing (Animal Crossing AU): Open →
faggertartist:
Do you like Homestuck? Do you also like Roleplaying and Animal Crossing? Then I think you should check this out kthnxbai.
Watch
Avengers Gag Reel
THOR CAN’T FUCKING CATCH XD
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Going to be making a Tumblr Family page sometime.
Want to be in it? Send me an ask.
ALREADY GUARANTEED:
Matt (boyfriend)
Kam (fibbling)
Grace (best friend)
Leesha (best friend)
Caroline (‘Striders Stick Together’)
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I know they’ll probably never see this, and I am sure that many others have reblogged with a hugging type of gif, but I thought I should as well. Kino deserves all of the hugs. Every. Single. One.
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Oh Giovanni.
Caelan Hill: (("I see you raise pokemon with utmost care." YOU SAY JUST AFTER I STOLE YOUR KANGHASKAN, GIOVANNI.))
Matt Lucien: (PFFFF)
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I. Am. Team. Rocket.
~{IN THE BEGGINING}~:
Caelan Hill: ((Oh my god Matt. In my Fire Red, I decided my goal was to catch all the pokemon. I realized then that there were some pokemon that would need Masterballs, so I found a cheat to get infinate of those. To help me get all the evolutions, I decided to get an infinate amount of rare candies. Then I thought, "What about Pokemon like Starters? Oh, wait, other Trainers have those too." So I looked up a cheat to catch Trainer's Pokemon. I AM. TEAM ROCKET.))
Caelan Hill: ((I tested it out on Brock. AND STOLE HIS ONIX.))
Matt Lucien: (oh wow)
~{A LITTLE LATER}~:
Caelan Hill: (("How would you like to join Team Rocket? We're a specialized criminal organization in stealing pokemon!" Yes. I think I am qualified for this.))
Matt Lucien: (HA)
~{EVEN LATER}~:
Caelan Hill: ((Dude. Not only am I a better theif than team rocket but I am a way better battler.))]
Caelan Hill: ((I went into their base with only one pokemon, who was down to one HP.))
Secret Admirer Anon Meme Idea:
smashcooper:
shellygurumi:
Choose one of your favorite people on tumblr. Send them a message on anon once a day for 7 days with a really nice message, saying either something you like about them/their blog or why you follow them or whatever.
Sign each message with a special character or letter or something so they know it’s the same person each day.
Then at the end of the 7 days, reveal who...
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Reblog if you want Flirty Homestuck Anons
actualcannibaljakeenglish:
send me a * →
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following: yes | sorry, no | am now
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME. Using...
scootatore:
Watchfaggertartist:
insanity level: japan
This was like watching Live Action Barbies.
Holy shit.
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Out of curiosity: What is everybody's Homestuck...
dystopianscion:
vanquishedvaliant:
everanix:
freackthehopeful:
amuse-alittlemuse:
homestuckalltheway:
senuiq:
cylo:
mercerism:
docgelegentlich:
Page of Breath
Thief of Space 8)
Maid of Light
sylph of space ~
Witch of Time! :D
Muse of Life
Mage of HOPE
I have no idea what that entails, but I bet it involves like saving people or something
Mage of Blood
THE MOST...
WatchReblogging this for you Matt because you seem to really like this video.
Currently tempted to start a series of pictures titled, “Shit Caelan Says”.
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Grace and I just had another moment.
Caelan Hill: As long as things are making sense.
Caelan Hill: No wait
Grace Viana: ._.
Caelan Hill: *puts hand over mouth as though imitating mask* Once your world starts making sense, then I will give you permission to eat.
Grace Viana: ................................................................
Grace Viana: iloveyou
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Grace and I just had a moment.
Caelan Hill: No no no
Caelan Hill: It's on the 25 ans 26.
Caelan Hill: On the 25th, we're having a sleep over & bonfire. Come whenever.
Grace Viana: NOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
Caelan Hill: 26th is the actual party where other people come at noon and then leave whenever. If we have people still over after dark, we might have another bonfire.
Caelan Hill: And oh shit.
Grace Viana: That's FANEXPO
Grace Viana: *dying*
Grace Viana: The last two days
Caelan Hill: DUDE I THOUGHT IT WAS 23rd!
Caelan Hill: SHIT MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE WEEKEND
Grace Viana: IT'S THE 23-26
Caelan Hill: I THOUGHT THAT THE 23rd WAS THE SATURDAY
Grace Viana: NO
Grace Viana: IT'S THURSDAY
Caelan Hill: NOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO
Grace Viana: CAUSE IT'S LONG
Grace Viana: OTL
Grace Viana: NOOOoo
Grace Viana: *sobs*
Caelan Hill: GRAAACE
Caelan Hill: WWHYYYY
Grace Viana: I LOVE YOU
Caelan Hill: I LOVE YOU TOO
Caelan Hill: GO TO FANEXPO
Grace Viana: WHY MUST FATE HATE ME
Grace Viana: WHHHY
Grace Viana: I WILL
Caelan Hill: WHY MUST MY BIRTHDAY BE ON THAT DAY
Grace Viana: AND I WILL THINK OF YOU
Caelan Hill: THINK OF ME FONDLY
Grace Viana: DARLING
Caelan Hill: WHEN WE SAY GOOD BYYYEEEEE
Caelan Hill: REMEMBER ME
Caelan Hill: ONCE IN A WHIIILE
Caelan Hill: PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU'LL TRYYYYYY
Grace Viana: I DUNNO THAT SONG
Grace Viana: BUT YEAH
Grace Viana: *SOBS*
Caelan Hill: DUDE PHANTOM BUT OKAY
Caelan Hill: *SOBS WITH*
Grace Viana: I'VE NEVER SEEN PHANTOM
Grace Viana: *SOBS HARDER*
Caelan Hill: WHYYY
Caelan Hill: GRACE
Caelan Hill: WE MUST WATCH IT TOGETHER SOMETIME
Caelan Hill: YOU AND ME
Caelan Hill: IT COULD BE YOUR B-DAY GIFT TO ME.
Grace Viana: I WILL GET YOU SOMETHING
Grace Viana: BUT IT CAN BE AN ADD-ON
Grace Viana: WHYYYY
Caelan Hill: ALRIGHT
Grace Viana: I will draw you a picture for your wall too *sniffles*
Caelan Hill: *huggles* Kay. *sniff*
Grace Viana: *huggles back*
Grace Viana: I'm sorry my love
Caelan Hill: It's okay. I understand.
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Have you ever...?
1. Taken a picture naked?
2. Painted your room?
3. Kissed a member of the same sex?
4. Drove a car?
5. Danced in front of your mirror?
6. Had a crush?
7. Been dumped?
8. Stole money from a friend?
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
10. Been in a fist fight?
11. Snuck out of your house?
12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
13. Been arrested?
14. Made out with a stranger?
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
16. Left your house without telling your parents?
17. Had a crush on your neighbor?
18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
20. Seen someone die?
21. Been on a plane?
22. Kissed a picture?
23. Slept in until 3?
24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
26. Made a snow angel?
27. Played dress up?
28. Cheated while playing a game?
29. Been lonely?
30. Fallen asleep at work/school?
31. Been to a club?
32. Felt an earthquake?
33. Touched a snake?
34. Ran a red light?
35. Been suspended from school?
36. Had detention?
37. Been in a car accident?
38. Hated the way you look?
39. Witnessed a crime?
40. Pole danced?
41. Been lost?
42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
43. Felt like dying?
44. Cried yourself to sleep?
46. Sang karaoke?
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
50. Kissed in the rain?
51. Sang in the shower?
52. Made out in a park?
53. Dream that you married someone?
54. Glued your hand to something?
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
57. Been a cheerleader?
58. Sat on a roof top?
59. Brush your teeth?
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
61. Played chicken?
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
64. Broken a bone?
65. Been easily amused?
66. Laughed so hard you cried?
67. Mooned/flashed someone?
68. Cheated on a test?
69. Forgotten someone’s name?
70. Slept naked?
GO GO GO please!
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“Can’t be a pigeon, he’s too flamboyant for that.”
[Flying Scooter flies by, woman giggles]
“… That could be him.”
Oh my god I’m dying help me.
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AWWW. HOWL BABY NOO. YOU’RE NOT REPULSIVE. ESPECIALLY IN ONLY A TOWEL. YOU WERE A GINGER. GINGERS ARE SEXY! OH AND LOOK NOW YOU HAVE DARK HAIR. BABY NO DON’T BE SAAD.
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So, I'm watching Howl's Moving Castle.
And just AOIJHDfiugdsioug.
Howl’s Eyes. They’re so so so blue and just aaaah.
I can’t believe I used to wish they were brown. Them blue eyes are perfect.
What’s worse is that HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY. Just. Christian Bale. Batman. ASDFGHJKL. Please send help.
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Anonymously tell me your feelings for me. →
toguchin:
It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.
Hey Alycia.
Yeah, I see you there. Likin’ and rebloggin.
Don’t think I do.
Gurl. If it weren’t 11:05pm. I’d tell you to get over here.
Because I need more hugs OTL
I haven’t gotten my 3 hugs a day for the past few days OTL
Hey stop scrolling for a second.
I shall now post a few gifs for those of you that the title did not catch.
Okay, now that I have your attention I would like to know something. Don’t worry, it’s nothing big or life-changing or… Anyshit like that. It’s simple.
I was beginning to watch Howl’s Moving Castle when I thought to myself, “Hey, I wonder if anyone would like me to stream this...
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So, just got home from a trip to Grandben. Don’t know that place? Well, it’s a place that my family and I go to once in a while. It’s a town with a Beach Shopping Strip type area (I guess?) and it also has a Drive-In theatre.
Now, I’m sitting here on my laptop thinking about two things:
On our way home, there were a couple of drivers (possibly drunk?) from the drive-in...
loki-charms:
lol it’s funny because i’m going to fanexpo but i’m not buying a ticket and i’m just going to hang around outside with my people
Take me with yooooou.
