Head Canon

Eridan and Cronus’ bulge tastes like a Fisherman’s Friend.

It would explain why no one wants to suck them.

Oops

I sort of disappeared didn’t I?

Well, that’s probably because I’ve been over at that TrollCrossing account of mine. Which I shall be going back to soon. Just saying, Yo. I’m alive. Not dead. Also, I’m at school so I should more than likely get back to work. Got a film study to do.

Btw, this school is awesome. Tumblr is not blocked. Neither is Bandcamp. Woop Woop!

So, Matt wanted me to be a sort of student for him to teach someone what the things on the character sheet mean. So, he sent me a character sheet and this was pretty much how I saw it when I did a first look-through.

A Moment with Grace (Prt 3)

Grace Viana: Also 'GET YOUR SUIT MOTHERFUCKER' was an interesting interpretation to say the least
Grace Viana: XDDDD
Kankri Vantas: Thaat's me for you
Grace Viana: I feel like that should be your catchphrase if you were a character on a kid's tv show
Grace Viana: And the camera would do a close-up of your smirk
Grace Viana: And then the opening would play
Grace Viana: And we'd be all corny and laughing and dancing and tripping on banana peels and having fun
Kankri Vantas: I have THE PERFECT opening too.
Grace Viana: OKAY
Grace Viana: WHAT IS IT
Kankri Vantas: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Kankri Vantas: WHO LIVES IN A KITCHEN IN A CLOSET?
Kankri Vantas: THIS LIL' FAGGERT!
Grace Viana: CAELAN, CAELAN
Kankri Vantas: Actually one sec, I have it all written somewhere
Kankri Vantas: Here we go here we go
Kankri Vantas: Oooh, who lives in a kitchen atop the stairs?
This Lil’ Faggert!
Comes out of the closet ev’ry morning?
This Lil’ Faggert!
If ev’ryday non-sense is something you wish,
This Lil’ Faggert!
You should meet her own dad who plays with the door!
This Lil’ Faggert!
This Lil’ Faggert, This Lil’ Faggert, This Li’il Faggeeeert!
Ba da da, da da, da da!
Kankri Vantas: Fuck rhyming.
Grace Viana: Is 'fuck rhyming' part of the song?
Kankri Vantas: Nope.
Grace Viana: Sounds goooooooooooooood
Grace Viana: I'll go pitch the idea to disney now
Kankri Vantas: Great
Grace Viana: They said that the public wasn't read for this kind of raw, unbridled, awesomeness and then slammed the door in my face
Grace Viana: It could have gone worse
Kankri Vantas: Fuck them, then!
Kankri Vantas: Let's go to Nickelodian.
Grace Viana: You try
Grace Viana: My nose still hurts
Kankri Vantas: Okay, nope. Ow, my ass. They didn't seem to like the fact that I ripped off Spongebob for the theme. Booted me right out.
Grace Viana: Hm
Grace Viana: Where else can we go?
Kankri Vantas: Cartoon Network?
Grace Viana: Is it a cartoon?
Kankri Vantas: Nah I guess you're right.
Grace Viana: Because we might have a problem there
Grace Viana: TREEHOUSE
Kankri Vantas: YES PERFECT.
Grace Viana: YES
Kankri Vantas: Wait, no...
Grace Viana: I FORGOT ABOUT IT
Grace Viana: ?
Kankri Vantas: 'Faggert'?
Grace Viana: Not 4Kids please
Kankri Vantas: And I'm pretty sure our humor would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.
Kankri Vantas: And oh hell no.
Kankri Vantas: They'd censor the [censored] out of us!
Kankri Vantas: ...
Kankri Vantas: [censored]
Grace Viana: xDDDDd
Grace Viana: Ah well
Grace Viana: Maybe another day
Kankri Vantas: Yep
Grace Viana: They will come to appreciate this
Kankri Vantas: Now excuse me while I put this aaalll on tumblr.

So, going to be trying out for a job.

Wish me luck.

WARNING, SPOILERS TO THE HOMESTUCLK UPDATE

What happens when me and my friend find out we're both Kankri on skype.
I am (Mai is) Kankri the sasserfer and Cae is (I am) Kankri Vantas.
Kankri the sasserfer: 9h n9! We are 6ut the same pers9n.
Kankri Vantas: it d9es seem this way.
Kankri the sasserfer: Well...This seems alittle awkward. 6ut n9 matter at least we can agree 9n different t9pics and enj9y 9ur p9litical views 9n different s9cieties. May6e even help th9se with vi9lent cultures. N9 matter what the pr96lem is surely 9ur l9gic can explain it and set things straight.
Kankri Vantas: exactly. I th9ught this w9uld 6e the expectati9ns fr9m the start. 9f c9urse, that was just my assuming which I supp9se I sh9uld have taken int9 c9nsiderati9n h9w y9u felt a69ut this.#tw #assumpti9n #assuming #n9t taking 9thers int9 c9nsiderati9n
Kankri the sasserfer: N9t at all, I assumed y9u w9uld feel the same way a69ut the situati9n and think 9f it as an interesting le9rning experience f9r the 69th 9f us. 6ut if y9u take this t9 hear I'm s9rry f9r triggering s9mething.
#tw #assumpti9n #assuming #understand 9ne's 69undaries
Kankri Vantas: N9 w9rries. N9ne what s9 ever. I will tell y9u if I feel at all triggered, and then I will seek my m9irail for c9mf9rt. I will h9pe y9u d9 the same f9r me. 9f c9urse, if y9u d9 n9t have a m9irail then I app9l9gize c9mpletely. #tw #p9ssible lack 9f m9irail-ness #quadrants
Kankri the sasserfer: 9f c9urse I have a m9rial we're the same pers9n remember? 6ut I have to ask and I h9pe it d9es n9t upset y9u 6ut are y9u future me? 9r past me?
Kankri Vantas: I pers9nally am n9t sure. Have y9u met 9ur l99kalike f9ll9wer -- I mean, 9ur descendant. Yes, 9ur descendant. Karkat.
Kankri the sasserfer: Actually yes I have, n9t t99 l9ng ag9.
Kankri Vantas: Ah then I supp9se that I am y9u in the future. I will av9id talking t9 y9u ab9ut the future t9 av9id any sp9ilers t9 9ur lives.
Kankri the sasserfer: 9h yes that seems like a g99d idea. Just in case there is a weird parad9x that might happen if y9u try and sp9il the future.

Ohmygod GUYS. I WAS CALLED BACK FOR TRAINING THIS WEEKEND. OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

So, I’m sitting outside on the front step of my house with my laptop. Why? Because it’s a fucking nice day outside. I’m totally not waiting for something nope.

notasenator:

nyehrisol:

eridantier:

caledbuttscratch:

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woah woah these are so cute aah

im going to cry ;-; theyre together… happy

Hey, you guys are now a gif set.

Kay, so. Look at these cuties. Look at them.

“I don’t care if there is no one with me to celebrate my birthday. I will buy (or bake) myself a cake, get myself a couple of gifts, and have myself a jolly good time just by watching movies and doing my average every day shit. You don’t need your friends there to celebrate one day so long as you have them for the 364 days of the year.”

Yeah, don’t ask. I will assure you this is not relating to anything going on. This is just me saying the above statement. I did this because I thought, “Hey, in the future, people are going to be busy with work and family so I’m probably going to be alone for my birthday at some point. No worries, I’ll still celebrate it like any other anniversary of birth.